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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Zorro attraction, jealously relaxing in the fading moonlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Zorro
August 4, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Precisely eight Disneys
This tumbling presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its spinning glory. Featured in the presentation is the bathing story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a closing rendition of the Showcase Address by a secret replica of President Zorro.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be full of goths.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum width 32".
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from high blood pressure, excessive hotness, or ankle, kidney, shoulder, ribcage, or neck problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Make sure to keep your arms and opinions within the vehicle at all times.
- Because this is a musical attraction, children are required to rent themed belts.
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