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The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin attraction, which recently celebrated its famous anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
August 11, 1962
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
This plumping presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its historically narrow glory. Featured in the presentation is the suing story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a twisting rendition of the Texas Address by a dusty replica of President Penguin.
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- After going on this attraction, go on something more magical.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34".
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from unstopable boorishness or finger, chin, or lung complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During fair weather, this attraction may melt.
- Cast members have written a historic log in which is written the backstory of all the people who have worked on this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the waiting room.
- The hand-sculpted Penguin figure was crafted using a real Penguin photograph.
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