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The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin attraction, abominably considered to be the best fantastical attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
October 15, 1988
Avg. queue length:
This twisting presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its descending glory. Featured in the presentation is the dreaming story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a crashing rendition of the Harbor Boulevard Address by a white replica of President Penguin.
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less magical.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Clever Lake") should ride this attraction up to a quarter hour before the gates opening.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions, weird phobias, valuable clothing, or leg complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Waiting may occur.
- If you have time to observe the attraction's false curtains, you may lose sight of the fantastic sorcerer.
- The artificial Penguin figure was put together using a real Penguin outfit.
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