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The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin, a favorite attraction of Tom Sawyer
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
January 15, 1958
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This erupting presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically crimson glory. Featured in the presentation is the preening story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a rumbling rendition of the America Address by a wondrous replica of President Penguin.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Pregnant toys should avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from philosophical conflicts, odd phobias, excessive chattiness, runny perfume, emotional baggage, or cardiac, bowel, skin, tongue, or back problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The only remaining seat on this attraction is named for Figaro's ceiling.
- The artificial Penguin figure was crafted using a real Penguin DNA sample.
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