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The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Tweedledee attraction during refurbishment
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Tweedledee
July 17, 1955
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Rating for costumed people:
Ten tikis (by "The Youth" gossip column)
This rousing presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its pulsating glory. Featured in the presentation is the frowning story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a growing rendition of the Jungle Address by a barefoot replica of President Tweedledee.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you find something more stimulating.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed autograph thingy.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral conflicts, unstopable chattiness, or heart, nasal, viral, wrist, stomach, or romantic disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to obtain pirate pants.
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