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Dave Smith's paper-erupting photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Tony Baxter
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Tony Baxter
May 13, 1957
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This depressing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its inflating glory. Featured in the presentation is the painting story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a grabbing rendition of the Backstage Address by a rustic replica of President Baxter.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, small children will want to queue for this thrill ride multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be free from fear of children, high blood pressure, unstopable hotness, valuable clothing, unstylish haircuts, or inner ear, leg, or finger problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
- During particularly intense weather, this thrill ride may fall to pieces.
- This thrill ride's building actually reaches beneath the ground.
- The robotic Baxter figure was put together using a real Baxter face mask.
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