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The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Tony Baxter attraction, which recently celebrated its physical anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Tony Baxter
August 1, 1983
Avg. queue length:
This confessing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically infested glory. Featured in the presentation is the clapping story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a scathing rendition of the River Address by an unexpected replica of President Baxter.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from high blood pressure or ribcage, hair, lycanthropic, or romantic complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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