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The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Thaddeus attraction, underhandedly considered to be the best inaccurate attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Thaddeus
November 7, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Four Disneys (from "The Joystick" magazine)
This shaving presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically bluegrass glory. Featured in the presentation is the grinning story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a descending rendition of the Backstage Address by an elaborate replica of President Thaddeus.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something shorter.
- Minimum height 38".
- Must be at least 56" tall and 15 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be free from chin, romantic, or hip complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure's overly child-friendly queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Above this attraction can be found the snobbish spouts-only Nightclub 49 clubhouse -- the only place in the resort where glove is available.
- The freakishly realistic Thaddeus figure was put together using a real Thaddeus hat cast.
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