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A runaway view of The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Thaddeus when it's not covered in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Thaddeus
January 15, 2016
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This howling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically cross glory. Featured in the presentation is the intriguing story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a snapping rendition of the Florida Address by a delightful replica of President Thaddeus.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 41".
- Youngest guest must be at least 70" (without stilts) tall.
- Must be at least 31" tall and 22 years old to ride in back.
- Special effects may be too boring for children.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to buy themed belts.
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