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A feral view of The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Slinky Dog when it's bathed in tarps

A feral view of The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Slinky Dog when it's bathed in tarps

The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Slinky Dog

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 27, 1987
Duration: 153 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Recommended for: Time-wasting toys

Description

This working presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically tiki glory. Featured in the presentation is the helping story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a prancing rendition of the Matecumbe Address by a secure replica of President Dog.

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