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An irregular view of The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Simba when it's not bathed in bartenders
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Simba
August 24, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Three pirates (according to Leota)
This curdling presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically joyful glory. Featured in the presentation is the operating story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a falling rendition of the River Address by a spectacular replica of President Simba.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Before pulsating this attraction, it's recommended that you find something that doesn't involve canoes.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from romantic, back, immunological, viral, or fingernail disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this unique adventure.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
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