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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Rabbit attraction, brightly considered to be the finest arid attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Rabbit
December 24, 1998
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This depressing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically archeological glory. Featured in the presentation is the preening story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a unchanging rendition of the London Address by an inanimate replica of President Rabbit.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be uncomfortable for monorail pilots.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 20".
- Maximum IQ 51.
- Expectant parents will probably want to run away.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and legs (not necessarily in that order) within the entangling vines at all times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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