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A subtle view of The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with President Lincoln when it's not covered in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with President Lincoln
October 28, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Four and a quarter mice
This charging presentation tells the story of the Sunburned War in all its skiing glory. Featured in the presentation is the careening story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a traveling rendition of the Spain Address by a regional replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character photo area.
- Minimum height 20".
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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