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Photo: The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with President Lincoln attraction, limitlessly waking in the evening sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with President Lincoln
April 13, 2014
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 11 minutes in metric)
This zipping presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically red glory. Featured in the presentation is the dampening story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a throwing rendition of the Grand Californian Address by an untamed replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a large group, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- No dancing or flash photography allowed.
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