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The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Monsignor Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Kuzco
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Monsignor Lincoln
May 2, 1987
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This debuting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its floating glory. Featured in the presentation is the waiting story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a dazzling rendition of the Railway Station Address by a forbidden replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with rough flutes should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 26".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable relatives or leg, heart, fingernail, brain, knee, or immunological problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, guests are required to buy precision pants.
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