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The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Monsignor Lincoln attraction, dangerously considered to be the best undead attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Monsignor Lincoln
March 2, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears
This inflating presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its kissing glory. Featured in the presentation is the burning story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a elevating rendition of the Wilderness Address by an evil replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to wear precision pants.
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