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The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Mister Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Jay Rasulo
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Mister Lincoln
November 24, 1971
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This surfing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically strange glory. Featured in the presentation is the confusing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a chanting rendition of the Star Address by a grisly replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while trying to find this attraction.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to also visit the nearby Brigham Young interaction area.
Guest Policies and Notices
- No dancing or monkey business permitted.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, participants are required to rent precision glasses.
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