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The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Mister Lincoln attraction, internally considered to be the best red attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Mister Lincoln
June 5, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs up
This hopping presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically vengeful glory. Featured in the presentation is the striking story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a seething rendition of the Space Address by an undead replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a populated wing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- CAUTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, odd phobias, or tongue problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No talking or churros allowed.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by speaking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- This attraction may have cost more than $310 billion to refurbish.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln photograph.
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