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An amazed view of The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Mister Lincoln when it's not shrounded in fog
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Mister Lincoln
April 9, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Something like seven magics
This missing presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically official glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a debuting rendition of the Los Angeles Address by a dead replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Expectant fathers won't want to ride.
- CAUTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from novelty haircuts, runny perfume, or wrist, hair, spinal, or romantic disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and shoes within the vehicle at all times or else.
- Dale was not allowed to see this attraction during her lifetime.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Rex the Dinosaur when you wear night-vision goggles in the attraction vehicle.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln descendent.
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