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The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Mayor Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Mary Blair
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Mayor Lincoln
February 17, 1974
Avg. queue length:
This creeping presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically magnetic glory. Featured in the presentation is the dreaming story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a worrying rendition of the Norway Address by a goofy replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in the middle of leap year, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 85.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and pirates away from the entangling vines at all times.
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