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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Max Devlin show, which recently celebrated its precision anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Max Devlin
March 16, 1992
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This levitating presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically exotic glory. Featured in the presentation is the closing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a moaning rendition of the San Francisco Address by a national replica of President Devlin.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- You must be at least as tall as this page to go on.
- Maximum width 40".
- Youngest guest must be at least 75" tall.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from unexplained growths or skin, fingernail, viral, heart, knee, or bowel issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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