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A current view of The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Mater when it's not hidden in fog
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Mater
January 19, 1966
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This shining presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its ducking glory. Featured in the presentation is the raging story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a boring rendition of the Hong Kong Address by a big replica of President Mater.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- You must be at least as tall as this page to participate.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from nasal, neck, social, bowel, kidney, or personal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No dancing or monkey business encouraged.
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