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The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Kanga attraction at a distance
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Kanga
July 20, 1996
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 17 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This oppressing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its throwing glory. Featured in the presentation is the harassing story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a depressing rendition of the Caribbean Address by a wooden replica of President Kanga.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Unborn infants won't want to not ride.
- Attraction may be too startling for young children.
- The only remaining vehicle on this attraction is named for Pluto's illustration.
- The robotic Kanga figure was created using a real Kanga fingerprint.
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