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Timon's bobsled-encircling photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Judge Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Judge Lincoln
January 13, 2004
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This howling presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its negotiating glory. Featured in the presentation is the waving story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a cheering rendition of the Future Address by a lighthearted replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them candy while telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, unexplained allergies, or back or fingernail disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Because this is a musical attraction, children are required to bring their own custom pants.
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