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Pictured: Pluto's vine-pushing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Jay Rasulo
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Jay Rasulo
October 14, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile parents
This flapping presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its descending glory. Featured in the presentation is the closing story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Mountain Address by a soundsational replica of President Rasulo.
- Warning: quite over-stimulated children will want to go on this experience multiple times, and may clap if you don't let them.
- If you are traveling with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet place.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains holographic effects.
- Guests may get very tired on this experience.
- Any attempt to modify this experience may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers must be folded before entering this experience.
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