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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Jane attraction during construction
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Jane
November 14, 2013
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This drinking presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its relaxing glory. Featured in the presentation is the pushing story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a shooting rendition of the Sky Address by a global replica of President Jane.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction in the evening.
- Attraction may be too frightening for tweens.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from punk haircuts, runny perfume, or intestinal, familial, cardiac, attention-span, back, or clothing problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repainting from February 8 through August 29.
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