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The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Jane attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Jane
October 2, 2003
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This fading presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its bowing glory. Featured in the presentation is the glowing story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a haunting rendition of the Planet Zurg Address by a short replica of President Jane.
- Warning: after any third Thursday, this attraction will be crammed full of people.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or personal, attention-span, stomach, elbow, or lung problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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