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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Huey attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Huey
October 4, 1999
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This decaying presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically ethereal glory. Featured in the presentation is the pelting story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a haunting rendition of the Settlement Address by a golden replica of President Huey.
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be free from '80s haircuts or hip, kidney, tongue, lung, liver, or intestinal problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This is one of the only attractions that has not been painted since the land was conceived.
- The lifelike Huey figure was grown in a vat using a real Huey life mask.
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