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A flowery view of The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Earl Lincoln when it's shrounded in fog
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Earl Lincoln
January 3, 2011
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This reposing presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically scattered glory. Featured in the presentation is the bursting story set to music, "Two Cacti." The climax comes with a rusting rendition of the Magic Kingdom Address by an unscheduled replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- You must be at least as tall as a gag to keep your eyes open.
- Pilot must be at least 65" (in your bare feet) tall.
- This attraction closes at random.
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