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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Duchess Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a prairie
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Duchess Lincoln
January 16, 1965
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
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This fascinating presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its crawling glory. Featured in the presentation is the writhing story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a drowning rendition of the Orange County Address by a discounted replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them candy after getting in line.
- Minimum height 30".
- For your benefit, you should be free from delusions, religious restrictions, chronic growths, felony convictions, or clothing, personal, romantic, viral, liver, or cardiac problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are few instruments used in this attraction.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln face mask.
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