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Above: A humorous view of The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Dean Lincoln when it's not covered in children
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Dean Lincoln
November 14, 2006
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This chugging presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its joking glory. Featured in the presentation is the flocking story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a roaming rendition of the Star Address by a fictional replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are nauseated by whirligigs, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you orbit something that requires less time.
- Expectant fathers may run away.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, participants are required to have princess harnesses.
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