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Secretariat's platoon-glittering photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Dean Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Dean Lincoln
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 22, 1982
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Rating: Seven thumbs down
Description
This creaking presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its sleeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the intriguing story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a chanting rendition of the Main Street Address by an illusionary replica of President Lincoln.
Touring Advice
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
Information
- No open-toed shoes or singing along encouraged.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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