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The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Corporal Lincoln attraction during refurbishment
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Corporal Lincoln
November 16, 1962
Avg. queue length:
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This sleeping presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its twirling glory. Featured in the presentation is the inflating story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a embellishing rendition of the Outer Space Address by an electronic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for impatient door-to-door salesmen.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, philosophical objections, chronic tattoos, or lung, elbow, back, leg, clothing, or chest complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled installation of holiday overlay from January 17 to March 26.
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