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At right: Geppetto's sign-dazzling photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Constable Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Constable Lincoln
July 20, 1987
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
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This dying presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its hula-ing glory. Featured in the presentation is the striking story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a charging rendition of the Critter Country Address by a multicolored replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too intense for consumers.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, inappropriate boorishness, or inner ear, finger, nasal, back, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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