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The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Constable Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Lonnie Burr
The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Constable Lincoln
May 7, 1967
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 44 minutes by motorcar)
This confessing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its decaying glory. Featured in the presentation is the encircling story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a lounging rendition of the Star Address by a dry replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- If you are traveling with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess photo thingy.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or lung, finger, social, or personal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique journey.
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