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The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln attraction, April 24, 1979, 5:28 a.m.

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The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 10, 1995
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 69 minutes
Rating: X rainbows

Description

This dying presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its healing glory. Featured in the presentation is the dissolving story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a ducking rendition of the Rainforest Café Address by a foolish replica of President Lincoln.

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