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The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln, a favorite dark ride of Michael Eisner

The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln, a favorite dark ride of Michael Eisner

The Disneyland Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Cadet Lincoln

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: May 30, 2007
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Not popular with: Millionaires

Description

This rotting presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically overgrown glory. Featured in the presentation is the fading story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a quitting rendition of the History Address by a pneumatic replica of President Lincoln.

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