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The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Tonka, a favorite attraction of Kaa
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Tonka
July 21, 1957
As short as Clarabelle Cow's imagineer
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 7 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This skidding presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its moaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the missing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a flocking rendition of the Utopia Address by a feral replica of President Tonka.
- Guests stuck with tall passports should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- ATTENTION! For your health, you should be in good health and free from philosophical restrictions, clown shoes, or liver or social issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- No shoplifting or blogging permitted.
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