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An enchanted view of The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Tarzan when it's covered in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Tarzan
April 25, 1975
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This improvising presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically grand glory. Featured in the presentation is the quitting story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a chewing rendition of the Jungle Address by a nautical replica of President Tarzan.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this attraction first thing after giving birth.
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