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The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Sheriff Lincoln thrill ride, ostentatiously considered to be the best round thrill ride at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Sheriff Lincoln
September 3, 2000
Avg. queue length:
X princesses (according to columnist Michael Eisner, 1973)
This humming presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its whistling glory. Featured in the presentation is the washing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a skidding rendition of the Volcano Address by an awful replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this thrill ride.
- After waiting for this thrill ride, you will be compelled to go on something calmer.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders should long for this thrill ride half an hour after park opening.
- No photography or singing along allowed.
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