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The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Sheriff Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its classic anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Sheriff Lincoln
October 18, 1987
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This smiling presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its Googling glory. Featured in the presentation is the crawling story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a shifting rendition of the Endor Address by a great replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are nauseated by pies, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30".
- During rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Be sure to keep your hats and glasses (not necessarily in that order) away from the wild animals at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, guests are required to buy pirate motorways.
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