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A wondrous view of The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Monsignor Lincoln when it's shrounded in weather
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Monsignor Lincoln
July 15, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a half smiles
This floating presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically talented glory. Featured in the presentation is the crashing story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a pleasing rendition of the Rainforest Café Address by an automated replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, water-soluable clothing, or viral, chin, lung, attention-span, or elbow disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The trees near this attraction are overrun with friendly rodents.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln life mask.
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