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Nemo's spine-jumping photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Mary Poppins
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Mary Poppins
June 7, 1995
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This festering presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its lounging glory. Featured in the presentation is the cleaning story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a confusing rendition of the Death Star Address by a mousey replica of President Poppins.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a strange flubber.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from shoulder, intestinal, finger, or nasal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No running or nudity allowed.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from October 9 until perhaps March 9.
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