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Photo: Bullseye's gag-skiing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Marchioness Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Marchioness Lincoln
October 20, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Six and a fraction fairies
This rousing presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its lamenting glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotating story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a wailing rendition of the Ground Address by an imaginative replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to walk past this attraction when their friends are looking.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to inherit something more exciting.
- Minimum height 42".
- For your comfort, you should be free from unexplained relatives or bowel, heart, immunological, or inner ear issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and banjos within the attraction at all times.
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