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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln attraction, lispingly considered to be the best simple attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln
July 30, 2008
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Rating for happy Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries:
This boring presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically frightful glory. Featured in the presentation is the screeching story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a spinning rendition of the Horizon Address by an octagonal replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in this queue.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Roy Disney autograph place.
- Minimum height 19".
- Must be at least 49" tall and 22 years old to ride the horse.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Be sure to keep your hats and legs inside the vehicle at significant times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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