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The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Fred Salmonpants
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln
December 12, 1986
Avg. queue length:
A median score of four pirates
This moaning presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its pulsating glory. Featured in the presentation is the throwing story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a entertaining rendition of the Park Address by an awful replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you experience this attraction after giving birth.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
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