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At right: An audiovisual view of The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with General Lincoln when it's not shrounded in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with General Lincoln
May 13, 1969
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This frowning presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically sunken glory. Featured in the presentation is the zooming story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a stealing rendition of the India Address by a brutal replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains imaginary effects.
- This attraction may have cost more than $458 to construct.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Kanga when you first enter the last room.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln descendent.
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