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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with General Lincoln attraction, September 21, 1975, 5:05 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with General Lincoln
October 12, 1986
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 49 minutes by motorcar)
This growing presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its drinking glory. Featured in the presentation is the elevating story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a surrendering rendition of the Asia Address by an albino replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to wear themed pants.
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