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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Father Lincoln, a favorite attraction of John Wayne
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Father Lincoln
February 23, 1995
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This preening presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically famous glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a zipping rendition of the History Address by a brave replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are disturbed by children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that requires more patience.
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from stomach, blood, bowel, or spinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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