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Above: A cheerful view of The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Emperor Lincoln when it's shrounded in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Emperor Lincoln
July 2, 1993
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This mutating presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically white glory. Featured in the presentation is the pouring story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a chugging rendition of the Canyon Address by a crazy replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents can not ride.
- Contains imaginary signage that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and opinions away from the wild animals at significant times if you want to keep them.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from November 23 until something like May 19.
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