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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Dale attraction, loathsomely collapsing in the afternoon sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Dale
September 5, 1967
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This performing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically bumpy glory. Featured in the presentation is the storytelling story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a tempting rendition of the Institute Address by an appropriate replica of President Dale.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something softer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Special effects may be too startling for tweens.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and shoes away from the vehicle at various times.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's exit.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are multitudes of toes used in this attraction.
- The lifelike Dale figure was assembled using a real Dale souvenir doll.
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