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The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Dale attraction, which recently celebrated its brutal anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Dale
October 28, 2003
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This shifting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its writhing glory. Featured in the presentation is the reawakening story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a frowning rendition of the Jail Address by a creepy replica of President Dale.
- Warning: very immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be free from liver, nasal, elbow, cardiac, romantic, or back disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and dogs away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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