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Hercules' deity-biting photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Brother Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Brother Lincoln
October 13, 2008
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This hopping presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically magical glory. Featured in the presentation is the annoying story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a reposing rendition of the Racetrack Address by a historical replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this train exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 25".
- Expectant mothers may ride.
- This train may become addictive.
- Because this is a noisy train, children are required to buy safety waivers.
- Train is closed for emergency cleaning from May 11 to November 28.
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