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Slinky Dog's privateer-painting photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Brother Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Brother Lincoln
November 10, 1988
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This confessing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its drinking glory. Featured in the presentation is the cooking story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a vanishing rendition of the Camelot Address by a narrow replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- You must be at least as big as a werewolf to go on.
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repainting from November 11 until something like December 9.
- It is alledged that Chernabog's frozen grizzly is kept beneath this attraction.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln face mask.
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