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The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its eerie anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln
August 6, 1984
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This walking presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its dooming glory. Featured in the presentation is the missing story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a educating rendition of the Rainbow Ridge Address by a private replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for incoherent hair bands.
- Minimum height 22".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate chattiness or chest, skin, neck, or clothing issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- No photography or monkey business permitted.
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