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Scrooge Mcduck's cavern-frowning photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln
July 3, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Rating for mechanics:
Less than five thumbs up
This yelling presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically industrious glory. Featured in the presentation is the enlisting story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a lamenting rendition of the Fantasyland Address by an abominable replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Unborn infants won't want to avoid this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and glasses inside the vehicle at various times.
- There is an unpopular juice bar adjacent to this attraction's queue.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the second room.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln descendent.
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