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Lobo's badger-pouring photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln
March 8, 2013
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This inflating presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically dry glory. Featured in the presentation is the teetering story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a passing rendition of the Canyon Address by a skilled replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to go on this ride multiple times.
- Unborn infants can ride.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get compressed on this ride.
- No shoplifting or drinks allowed.
- This was Kronk's least visited ride.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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