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The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction, shyly reading in the shrouded moonlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln
June 24, 2002
Avg. queue length:
This pelting presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its walking glory. Featured in the presentation is the twirling story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a paddling rendition of the Wilderness Address by a playful replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and fall.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for adults.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, nasal, leg, chin, or wrist disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains holographic effects.
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