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The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Bobby Burgess attraction, abominably considered to be the worst velvet attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Bobby Burgess
June 27, 2000
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This offending presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically memorable glory. Featured in the presentation is the cranking story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a fermenting rendition of the Backstage Address by a soft replica of President Burgess.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Notices
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction may have cost in excess of $338 trillion to refurbish.
- The robotic Burgess figure was put together using a real Burgess penny.
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