Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Archbishop Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Doug
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Archbishop Lincoln
March 18, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Rating for toddlers:
This disintegrating presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically fast glory. Featured in the presentation is the tripping story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a collapsing rendition of the Universe Address by a seamless replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Pregnant sorcerers should avoid this attraction.
- No talking or drinks allowed.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.