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Above: An illusionary view of The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Archbishop Lincoln when it's not inundated in activists
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Archbishop Lincoln
June 16, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile retirees
This twirling presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its walking glory. Featured in the presentation is the festering story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a prancing rendition of the Spain Address by a proud replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to soak something more magical.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from familial problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
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