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The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Al Weiss attraction, April 13, 2001, 2:41 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Al Weiss
May 20, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Rating for humans:
X and a quarter Mickeys (from "The Daisy" gossip column, 2001)
This debuting presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically illusionary glory. Featured in the presentation is the leaping story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a collapsing rendition of the Parade Address by an underground replica of President Weiss.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction by yourself so you never have to again.
- During selected "Temporary Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s are able to long for this attraction for a moment after the gates opening.
- Minimum height 47" (or 23.5" and standing on a bead).
- Attraction may be too boring for young consumers.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from emotional baggage or brain, cardiac, leg, or spinal disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may melt.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Walt Disney.
- The lifelike Weiss figure was grown in a vat using a real Weiss photograph.
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