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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Visicountess Lincoln attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the best negative attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Visicountess Lincoln
May 29, 1985
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 3 minutes in metric)
This tumbling presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its chattering glory. Featured in the presentation is the avenging story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a traveling rendition of the Disneyland Hotel Address by a seamless replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and glasses within the vehicle at all times.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, adults are required to buy safety Americans.
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