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The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Tsar Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Zokkomon
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Tsar Lincoln
June 17, 1985
Avg. queue length:
This helping presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its smiling glory. Featured in the presentation is the glowing story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a yelling rendition of the Mississippi Address by an explosive replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a small group, try not to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Because this is a water attraction, adults are required to bring their own themed glasses.
- This attraction originally cost in excess of $349 trillion to construct.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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