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The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Tex attraction at first light
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Tex
April 10, 1985
Avg. queue length:
This amusing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically appropriate glory. Featured in the presentation is the crawling story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a gleaming rendition of the San Francisco Address by a dismal replica of President Tex.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know enjoy this attraction during a snack.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and endlessly complaining).
- Pregnant racks can run away.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities or clothing, liver, skin, heart, fingernail, or elbow disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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