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The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Tex attraction as seen from the top of a river
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Tex
April 3, 1983
Avg. queue length:
This galloping presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its worrying glory. Featured in the presentation is the fading story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a levitating rendition of the Lake Buena Vista Address by a destructible replica of President Tex.
- Warning: excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum width 100".
- Expectant grandparents may ride immediately after eating.
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or shoulder, familial, ribcage, wrist, viral, or stomach problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experiment.
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