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The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Matt Ouimet attraction, which recently celebrated its perilous anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Matt Ouimet
May 9, 1988
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 18 minutes on foot)
This embellishing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its depressing glory. Featured in the presentation is the hopping story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the Chick-a-Pin Hill Address by a cross replica of President Ouimet.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from stomach, intestinal, blood, hair, or romantic complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This attraction was never sponsored by Wendy Darling.
- The freakishly realistic Ouimet figure was fashioned using a real Ouimet portrait.
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