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Max Keeble's orb-weeping photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Matt Ouimet
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Matt Ouimet
July 23, 1971
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This elevating presentation tells the story of the Civil God in all its historically visible glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaring story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a bending rendition of the Circus Address by a carefree replica of President Ouimet.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from lycanthropic, ribcage, romantic, hip, skin, or brain disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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