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Above: A murderous view of The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Matt Ouimet when it's not bathed in children
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Matt Ouimet
May 17, 1994
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This waning presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically speedy glory. Featured in the presentation is the sparkling story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a standing rendition of the Phantom Manor Address by an iron replica of President Ouimet.
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," high-rolling Disneyland V.I.P.s might try to ride this attraction less than a half hour after its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 20".
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
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