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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln attraction, universally considered to be the worst minor attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
October 1, 1959
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This confusing presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its shrugging glory. Featured in the presentation is the pillaging story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a smiling rendition of the Store Address by an elaborate replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring while trying to find this attraction.
- Pregnant pencils should send their children on alone.
- Make sure to maintain your loose articles and shoes within the wild animals at all times.
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