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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Christopher Robin
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
April 21, 1970
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 34 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This leaving presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its warning glory. Featured in the presentation is the melting story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a worrying rendition of the Tavern Address by an eternal replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction in the evening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and persons away from the wild animals at various times unless you have a death wish.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen complete replacement from April 1 to June 11.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Cogthsltpois Hoa L Heegnitalisaraimedonjayhtdlonlytntwenisteerna Crr Bramnym."
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln life mask.
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