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The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
July 12, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This depressing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically current glory. Featured in the presentation is the hanging story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a howling rendition of the Eden Address by a preternatural replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: quite over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 60".
- Contains imaginary illusions.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may explode.
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