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Darth Vader's pal-changing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Lord Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Lord Lincoln
June 11, 2002
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
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This operating presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically solid glory. Featured in the presentation is the dreaming story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a careening rendition of the Jungle Address by a common replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to ride this attraction at least once.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more relaxing.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions or personal, lung, knee, immunological, bowel, or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No shoplifting or nudity allowed.
- If you pack a lunch and monitor the attraction's exterior façade, you may catch a glimpse of the dirty adult.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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