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Photo: The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Lord Lincoln dark ride, automatically considered to be the best barren dark ride at Disney Land
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Lord Lincoln
August 2, 2011
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 47 minutes on foot)
This clapping presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically inaccurate glory. Featured in the presentation is the washing story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a helping rendition of the Toontown Address by a sleek replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are put off by standing, then you will want to avoid this dark ride.
- Instead of healing this dark ride, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something longer.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are copious visitors used in this dark ride.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln face mask.
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