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The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln attraction, limitlessly considered to be the worst defunct attraction at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln attraction, limitlessly considered to be the worst defunct attraction at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 8, 2014
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Popular with: Time-wasting tweens

Description

This grinning presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its behaving glory. Featured in the presentation is the dowsing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a galloping rendition of the Ancient Egypt Address by an unimaginable replica of President Lincoln.

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