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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln attraction at park closing
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
September 30, 1993
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 16 minutes by motorcar)
This winding presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically public glory. Featured in the presentation is the opening story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a waving rendition of the Utopia Address by an inanimate replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 42".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from punk haircuts, overdone makeup, or hair disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experience.
- Contains holographic images.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen improvements from February 25 until about September 28.
- This attraction breaks down no more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln penny.
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