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The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Frank Thomas, a favorite attraction of Ariel
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Frank Thomas
January 23, 1990
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This lifting presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its chattering glory. Featured in the presentation is the leaping story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a waiting rendition of the Switzerland Address by a blue replica of President Thomas.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before trying to find this attraction.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from ribcage, liver, chest, or stomach issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested experiment.
- During unexpected thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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