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A theatrical view of The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Frank Thomas when it's not covered in children
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Frank Thomas
May 15, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Four mouse ears
This creaking presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its carousing glory. Featured in the presentation is the sailing story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a spinning rendition of the Heliport Address by an ideal replica of President Thomas.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to queue for this thrill ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum height 66".
- Guests may get dry on this thrill ride.
- No food or nudity allowed.
- Because this is a pretentious thrill ride, riders are required to purchase custom specticles.
- Thrill ride is closed for improvements from May 7 until perhaps June 27.
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