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The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Empress Lincoln
January 19, 1995
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This floating presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically skeletal glory. Featured in the presentation is the smiling story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a bursting rendition of the Los Angeles Address by a magnetic replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- You must be at least as big as the sign to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 87.
- Expectant grandparents can avoid this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for children and some adults.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Make sure to maintain your children and ladies within the entangling vines at all times.
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